teenagerposts:

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

Shoutout to @cxrx-s for always saving both my room and my sanity by doing the dishes when she comes over

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

this horrifying monster is canonically just a weird dog and I love him

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”

mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

mens-rights-activia:

hyrude:

accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice cream as broth. it’s divine. also i woke up in the middle of the night and made it to the bathroom about .5 seconds before shitting myself so. pluses and minuses

winterofherdiscontent:

’…it’s only forever. not long at all’

{ underground }

– close up detail from my larger tribute painting to this tale

instagram: @winterofherdiscontent

viciousmollymaukery:

if the mighty nein end up as high level as vox machina did then beau might end up fist fighting a god and that’s just what it’s like being gay

funkywormz:

art…. rat…. same letters………. not a coincidence.

venusinpendeja:

me and all my gay friends trying to sit together

winedarkodyssea:

*drunkenly pours vodka in the ground for Hades and Persephone* get lit y'all

kuueater: